OWP-0075 - Mysterious Ways
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Left Door Guard
Skyria tolerates no outsiders!
Justica
We’re travelers, and we just need to talk to your leader about a matter of grave importance, and-
Protagonist
Let me handle this one. I got this.
Justica
Are you sure? You could at least let our resident communicator handle it if not me?
Protagonist
Nah, listen. I have an in.
Right Door Guard
As we previously stated, Skyria tolerates no outsiders!
Protagonist
No, listen, I’m no outsider. My father was Karn, the great hero. Saved Skyria like, five times. His father was Ker, a previous great hero. He might have saved Skyria too I don’t actually know. But I do know Ker’s dad? Skyrian.
Right Door Guard
Uh huh. Okay, sure, you have some Skyrian blood, sure. But do you have wings?
Protagonist
Uh, I think my dad had wings during his super mode thing? But not like, Skyrian wings.
Right Door Guard
Then you cannot see the king!
Left Door Guard
No wing, no king. That’s our greatest and most recent law.
Justica
What!? That’s-
Inside Guard
(whisperwhisperwhisper)
Right Door Guard
What? Are you sure?
Inside Guard
(WhisperwhisperWhisper!)
Right Door Guard
Huh. Okay. Outsiders! The King has graciously, for some reason, decided to allow you an audience right here at the gate. I have no idea why but it’s not my job to ask.
Protagonist
See, Justy! Told you I’d get us in.
Justica
You didn’t have anything to do with that!
Protagonist
I work in mysterious ways.
