OWP-0075 - Mysterious Ways

Left Door Guard

Skyria tolerates no outsiders!

Justica

We’re travelers, and we just need to talk to your leader about a matter of grave importance, and-

Protagonist

Let me handle this one. I got this.

Justica

Are you sure? You could at least let our resident communicator handle it if not me?

Protagonist

Nah, listen. I have an in.

Right Door Guard

As we previously stated, Skyria tolerates no outsiders!

Protagonist

No, listen, I’m no outsider. My father was Karn, the great hero. Saved Skyria like, five times. His father was Ker, a previous great hero. He might have saved Skyria too I don’t actually know. But I do know Ker’s dad? Skyrian.

Right Door Guard

Uh huh. Okay, sure, you have some Skyrian blood, sure. But do you have wings?

Protagonist

Uh, I think my dad had wings during his super mode thing? But not like, Skyrian wings.

Right Door Guard

Then you cannot see the king!

Left Door Guard

No wing, no king. That’s our greatest and most recent law.

Justica

What!? That’s-

Inside Guard

(whisperwhisperwhisper)

Right Door Guard

What? Are you sure?

Inside Guard

(WhisperwhisperWhisper!)

Right Door Guard

Huh. Okay. Outsiders! The King has graciously, for some reason, decided to allow you an audience right here at the gate. I have no idea why but it’s not my job to ask.

Protagonist

See, Justy! Told you I’d get us in.

Justica

You didn’t have anything to do with that!

Protagonist

I work in mysterious ways.