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OWP-0096 - That Transparent

Protagonist

And then, right, the guy is all “you killed my Steves” and then I’m like “yeah it was cool wasn’t it”

Esecutore

Wow! Hold on let me write this down.

You

Justica

… but I still wish it could have gone different with her …

Justica

… I can’t just force-

You

1. Silver for your thoughts?
2. Zenny for your thoughts?
3. Gil for your thoughts?

4. Whatever it is we use for money for your thoughts?

Justica

WHA-

Justica

Oh! Uh. Hi. I was just talking to myself. Trying to work through things.

You

1. I’ll just leave you to it.
2. Ah, planning to complete your card collection! I do that all the time.

3. Things about you and Protagonist, I assume.

4. You ever think about starting a blog. Oh! Or a comic! Or some kind of comic that is mostly blog text. Actually nah that’s a bad idea.

Justica

Am I that transparent?

You

1. When it comes to her, yes.
2. Well you did just say ‘her’ and I doubt you were talking about the Right Skyrian Guard.
3. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.
4. No I just guessed.

Justica

I wouldn’t necessarily call it “Sexual” tension.

You

1. But you are attracted to her. Sexually. And it’s causing tension.
2. Uh huh.
3. It sure ain’t tensile load on a bridge cable, sister.
4. Sorry.

Justica

It’s not just that. She’s hot. Yes. Okay.

Justica

I just. I like being with her. But I also hate it.

You

1. That doesn’t make any sense.
2. A love-hate relationship. Those are tricky.
3. Actually this bores me.

4. She is.. rough. But you can try to make it work. She is.

Justica

“Rough” is like sandpaper. She’s more like.. knifepaper?

You

1. …
2. Knifepaper? Really?
3. You mean instead of sand it’s tiny knives? Ok.
4.
I would have used a ‘rough seas’ to ‘full on storm’ kind of thing.

Justica

Not all of us have speech perks!