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AWP-1-003 UNKNOWN GATEHOUSE

You

[AMBASSADOR] Hail and well met, my friend. Perhaps you can help me, an ordinary traveler?
[MANAGER] We would like to make a proposition.
[VIEWER] Nice wall you have here.
[DEFAULT] Hi.

Gatekeeper

Well, you do seem like a completely ordinary traveler. What with your ordinary traveler hat and tunic and all.

You

[AMBASSADOR] Well it certainly isn’t that I found these hung on a washing line!
[DEFAULT] Actually I stole this outfit.

Gatekeeper

Indeed it does not seem like that at all, friend. So what do you need? I can’t really help with anything not gate related.

You

[AMBASSADOR] Well that is just the question- I would like to pass this gate.
[VIEWER] I can see this path continuing, is there any way I can follow it?
[MANAGER] Let’s circle around back to opening the gate.
[DEFAULT] I need open gate for walking? past?

Gatekeeper

Oh, friend- you do not want to pass this gate. The Dread Lord K has taken over.

You

[AMBASSADOR] I have business in the area.
[MANAGER] I see what you’re saying, I’ll take that into advisement going forward.

[PUNCHER] I think I can handle myself.
[DEFAULT] Oh well, I’ll find another way.

Gatekeeper

Uh, no offense but you don’t look much like you can. They are some real tough customers.

You

[AMBASSADOR] Regardless, I have business in the area.
[MANAGER] I’ll pass it on to the tough customer relations team.

[DEFAULT] Well dang.

Gatekeeper

Well, alright, but you see down there? There’s a broken lever. If you can find a way to fix it, that would help.

You

[MANAGER] I’ll have it on your desk by EOD.
[DEFAULT] I’ll just.. stumble around until I find something helpful then?

Gatekeeper

Sounds good!