OWP-0005 - Have You Heard The One
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Hey you, Stive was it?
Stove
You talkin’ to me, Huh!? I’m Stove, can’t you get that right, huh!?
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Right, you’re the one with the obnoxious verbal tic. Hey, Stive!
Stive
What is it, prisoner?
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Have you ever heard of the raider bandit known as She Who Pierces the Sands?
Stive
But of course, she’s legendary! There are stories of her defeating the Venomic Dragon King - said to have enough venom in a single bite to fell an army - in single combat. As well as the one where she took on an entire settlement alone, leaving nothing but a pile of corpses, and stealing every single food item in the entire city!
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Have you heard the one where, when an opposing raider took something of hers, she let herself be captured so that she could find their base, pick the lock on her shackles, and wreak vengeance on their entire tribe, slaughtering them for daring to cross her?
Stive
Oh, my! I have not heard of that one. Was it recent?
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… you could say that, yeah.
“LOCKPICK LEGEND”
