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IWP-243 | Sector B : High Priority Containment - Lift Shaft

Chookmare

Some kind of elevator I guess?

Protagonist

I think diagonal elevators are called “funiculars”?

Chookmare

I thought that had to be enclosed on a rail like a diagonal tram?

Protagonist

I think a “tram” can be diagonal too.

Chookmare

So we can call this a tram?

Protagonist

Yeah but I think we can call it SOMETHING that accentuates that it moves vertically too.

You

👆 YES NO

Protagonist

Yeah, “lift” is better than “tram" and isn’t as specifically up-and-down like “elevator”.

Chookmare

Is it really a lift, though?

Protagonist

What, because it goes down and not up?

Chookmare

Actually it doesn’t seem to be going anywhere is what I mean.

Protagonist

A broken lift is still a lift and-
… Actually…

Protagonist

Frog this.

Chookmare

Are you sure about that?

Protagonist

What, it’s not like there’s fall damage.

Chookmare

It might not hurt numerically but it still hurts.

Protagonist

Oh.. I remember now… You’re ri-

Protagonist

OOF

Protagonist

ACK

Protagonist

BLARG

Protagonist

Uhhhhghh..