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IWP-242 | Sector B : High Priority Containment | Boss Room

Gildward

- thus protecting the narrative coherence. Additionally, there are elements in this world that are dangerous to the very fabric of our reality.

Protagonist

Um

Gildward

The simplest example would be this plumber, I think he’s MBI-2540? It turns out he had no cap on his negative speed, so if he could find a way to build up speed by jumping against the geometry he could move fast enough to pass through walls or even outside of the known universe.

Chookmare

And so what? Guy warps away and then he’s not a problem any more. But no you have to have him shackled up in a cell!

Protagonist

- hey -

Gildward

What if he collided with another person at negative seven thousand miles per hour!? It’s dangerous!

Chookmare

He didn’t even know he could do it until you told him! He’s a plumber, not some sort of.. platforming jump man!

Gildward

The fact that it’s possible means we have to prevent it, it’s our duty and our responsibility!

Protagonist

HEY GUYS CAN WE JUST LEAVE

Gildward

What!? No! You’re stuck here until I’m done!

Protagonist

What about the door? It’s right here and unlocked.

Gildward

That. Was not supposed to be unlocked.

Protagonist

Love your security. Great work.

Let’s go.

You

👉👉👉 YES NO